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Romo: "Afraid of O-Line" "My lineman scare me," says QB.
By The President | September 3, 2010
The pre-season is over, and the Redskins made it through without any major injuries. Thank frickin' God that's over with. The Cowboys? They've lost two starting offensive lineman and word out of Texico is that Romo is nervous - about his offensive line.
"He's scared, fer sure," said Randy. "He's seen what the Redskins have been doing - the pressure on the QB, Fat Albert, the four interceptions. He's seen it and he's worried about it."
Romo has not indicated if he will be ready for the parade on Monday. The Cowboys have a victory parade scheduled for 5pm to celebrate the thrilling 27-25 come-from-behind victory over the Dolphins Thursday. They plan to begin the game plan for the Redskins sometime next week.
Kelly Cashes In on IR "Worst 2nd-round pick ever," says coach.
By The President | September 2, 2010
Malcolm Kelly, placed on Injured Reserve and done for the season, says he is excited about his prospects in 2011. He also promises he will stretch more diligently before practice.
"I just want to thank Coach Shanny and 'Lil Shanny," said Kelly. "I still get paid - this year I will make like a million - and that's dollars . So far I've made like $4 million...and for what? 25 catches? Shoot man, that ain't bad."
Unless, of course,
you're
The Mighty Midget...
Grossman Doesn't Suck "We might win with him," says Larry. By The President
| August 28, 2010 Rex Grossman is back. The guy who everyone loved to hate in Chi-town moved on - twice, but saw little action in Houston. But somehow it looks like this year may be his opportunity to reclaim his starting job - should McNabb be injured. And should it happen, Grossman seems at the very least adequate.
"He didn't look as bad as I remember," said Paco. "Then he kicked the ball out of the end zone for a safety, and I was like, 'Oh. Yea. Now I remember.' But I think he isn't as bad as Frerrote, so I think we're okay."
We should all be thankful our QBs aren't Shane Mathews, Danny Wuerffel, and Patrick Ramsey. Maybe Rex is just good enough afterall.
Chris Hanburger: HOF! "There's no 'M'," says Chris.
By The President | August 27, 2010
The Pro Football Hall of Fame Committee, in an obvious admission of stupidity for taking so long to elect Art Monk, has finally nominated Chris "The Hangman" Hanburger for induction in the Hall. 'Bout frickin time.
Hanburger was a 9-time Pro Bowler and was the 1972 NFC Defensive Player of the Year. In his career he had 19 interceptions, recovered 17 fumbles, recorded 46 sacks and scored five touchdowns, two on interception returns and three from fumble recoveries.
So let's not screw this up again Peter King. Put Chris in the damn Hall of Fame.
Hail to the Ravens? "We accidentally played it," says soon-to-be-fired employee.
By The President | August 24, 2010
After the ravens scored their first touchdown, there was an odd sound emanating from my television: It was Hail to the Redskins. Not actually being in the stadium, I wasn't sure if it was just my buzz or if Snyder was so jacked about Shanahan he wanted to hear it for every touchdown. Now it is official. They screwed up.
"Jimmy was running the board. He just hit the button. He didn't mean to," said Josh Mishigin, the Redskins General Manager of Game Day game day experience. "There is no indication he had been drinking, or smoking anything illegal. He just screwed up. He's a good kid. Cut him some slack."
Jimmy hasn't been seen since. Oh well.
Fake Punt lifts Ravens "We had to win that game," says rookie.
By The President | August 21, 2010
The Bawlmer Ravens played like it was the regular season Saturday night, pulling out all the stops en route to a 23-3 victory. They opened up with a double reverse, and then scored their first touchdown as the result of a fake punt. Needless to say, they took the Redskins by surprise.
"They took us by surprise fer sure," said Kareem Moore, who was injured on the play. "Now I'm out 4-6 weeks, and in the pre-season? I mean, Coach Zorn did a fake punt last pre-season, and you see how it worked out for us. It's absurd."
So the 'Skins take one
on the chin, and Bawlmer wins the beltway bowl. They can have the
damn beltway for all I care. Too bad we didn't bet them
Haynesworth.
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McNabb out 'til Opener "He'll be fine," says Shanny.
McNabb's ankle is sore enough he will not play against the Jets, and most likely won't suit up again until The Opener on Sept. 12.
In two preseason games -- totaling about three quarters of work -- McNabb is 16 for 34 for 264 yards with one touchdown, one interception and a 71.2 rating. In contrast in 2009, Campbell was 1-7 for 10 yards after two games.
DirtBags: Jam On 10/10 "Packers game. Big Buzz. Be there," says Lefty.
The DirtBags, fresh off a summer chock-full of sweet jams and tastey buzzes are ready to get back out to the stadium for some parking lot rock'n'roll.
"We're pumped up. We've been drinking more than usual, which I believe is a good sign," says Larry. "But the proof is in the vodka: If we lay out the sweet jams on October 10, then we'll be cool."
Long may you ride Larry.
Center Named MVP "This is a tribute to Jim Zorn," says Rabach.
In a fitting tribute to a 4-12 team, the Washington Redskins have named Center Casey Rabach the 2009 Offensive Player of the Year.
"I just want to thank Jim Zorn for this honor," said Rabach. "Without his anemic offense, I never would have received this great honor.
Big Al: "No more talking" "Thank God he shut up," says Larry.
Albert Haynesworth may have finally made some news. No, he still hasn't made any big plays, increased his workload, or done anything spectacular in practice, but he has declared he will no longer talk to the media. He just wants to play football.
"I ain't talking no more," said Haynesworth. "I said my piece, and now I'm done. I mean, I lost all this weight, and they still riding me like a John Deere. It ain't right, but I don't care. I ain't talking, I'm going to Arby's and that's that."
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