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Where's Sally Jenkins? "She needs a bitch-slap," says Prez.
It has now been 38 days - a full month and four wins - since we heard from Sally "Blow me" Jenkins. The Redskins now are 4-2 and have finished their road games in the NFC East. And still not one word from the dirty tramp. The RAC is starting a petition to have her fired. Please write in and let her know how you feel.
Goal: Win SuperBowl "But I love to vacation with Geri Jones," says Snyder.
Just when you think you know a guy, he goes and pulls some dumb crap. Like we all know Danny Snyder wants to win. Bad. But I kinda would have liked his love affair with Geri Jones to be kept silent. But now we know: The Sny vacations with Geri Jones. What a buzz kill.
Petitbon "Hired" Before Gibbs? "I can't believe nobody's talking about this," says Prez.
A young GM with a brash owner promotes a defensive assistant to coordinator while they look for an offensive-minded head coach. Has to be the Redskins. But this is a story from 1981. And the defensive assistant's name was Richie Petitbon...
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Kendall Debuts at WR "He's better than Kelly," says Larry.
Malcom Kelly, the Redskins WR and second pick in the 2008 draft, has yet to make a catch. LG Pete Kendall, on the other hand, caught a pass from Jason Campbell yesterday. But then he fumbled, and it was picked up by the Lambs and returned for a TD.
"Pete's got great hands, he just needs to hang on to the ball," said Campbell. "I thought their might be a score on that play. I just figured it would be for the Redskins."
With top-notch talent like Pete Kendall receiving the ball, one can envision great things for these Redskins. If they can just hold on to the ball.
Smoot Opens House for Tour "This cat is misunderstood," says Lefty.
To look at Fred Smoot, one might get the idea he is all fluff...the constant jawing, the obscure references to movies. To look at his house, on the other hand, one might think he is an artist, not a football player. Or maybe he's both. (Check on Washington Post Live Friday Night on Comcast for the tour.)
Jason Makes Call of a Lifetime "He is a righteous dude," says Prez.
Jason Campbell made some great calls in the past week. His heads up play against the Cardinails and the Cowsissies are a few of the most obvious. But here at the RAC one call he made last week was even greater, as he called a lifetime Redskin fan - on her deathbed - to try and cheer her up. Way to go Jason. You are not only the man, you are a great man..
Campbell Sets Passing Record "No INTs is a big deal," says Lefty.
Jason Campbell set a Redskin record Sunday when he threw 161 passes without an interception, breaking Joe Theismann's record from 1983. Hmmm. 1983. That was the year the Redskins were 14-2 and had maybe the best team ever. It's too bad Jason isn't a good fit for the West Coast offense or this would be a very good sign.
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Brooks Flat out "Sucks" "Cut him today," says Prez.
There are 118 Division I-A Football teams in America. There are another 250 Div. I-AA teams. So how is it so damn hard to find 32 decent punters? This is the question Vinnie Cerrato will be dealing with today. But you heard it hear first: When the browns arrive at Fed Ex Field next Sunday, Durrant Brooks will not be on the other sideline.
Redskins' Report "We should have studied more," says Zorn.
The RAC has partnered with the pretty-lame Washington Times to provide a report card for every game's performance. Sadly, the Redskins fell back to their complacent ways. Fat, drunk, and stupid really is no way to go through life. Grade: C-.
 Sean Taylor Wins 2007 RMOTY "He deserved it. I'm glad I met him," says Spokesman.
Sean Taylor, pictured above with RAC Spokesman Charles Griffith, was posthumously awarded the 2007 Sonny Bagley RAC Member of the Year Award. A check for $100 and a mini-Sonny Statuette will be send to his GF Jackie for Jackie Jr.
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