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Shehawk Poll: Gimme Zorn "Jim Mora is a loser," says Pills.
Mike "Fatass" Holmgrin has started packing. He will be leaving Shecrapple after the season. The franchise announced last January that defensive coordinator Jim Mora will be the next coach. But in a poll conducted in Shecrapple, 70% of fans believe Jim Zorn should have gotten that job. Sorry dumbass, he's ours now.
Sean Taylor in Ring of Fame "FedEx will be fired up when they induct him," says Prez.
The Washington Redskins announced that on November 30 they will induct the late, great Sean Taylor into the Ring of Fame at FedEx Field. This honor has been bestowed on only 42 other Redskin greats. The Redskins host the dirty NY Vagiants that day, so it promises to be a game where emotions will run high.
Petitbon "Hired" Before Gibbs? "I can't believe nobody's talking about this," says Prez.
A young GM with a brash owner promotes a defensive assistant to coordinator while they look for an offensive-minded head coach. Has to be the Redskins. But this is a story from 1981. And the defensive assistant's name was Richie Petitbon...
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O-line: O is for "Oh No" "I say O is for OLD," says Party.
Talk about offensive....the Redskins offensive line has given up ten sacks in the last two games. At 6-2 the Redskins were already preparing for the playoffs. Now at 6-4 they are trying to figure out how to right the ship as it sails for the great northwest - where the Redskins haven't won since 2002 when Shane Mathews led the B&G to victory.
"Hey - we won with Shane Mathews, so we can win this game," said Larry. "But it all starts up front. And they way our O-line has been playing, you'd think Shane was playing LT."
Indeed, if the 'Skins are to turn around their losing ways, the O-line must regroup and be as dominant as the guys in front of Zorn who helped propel him to the Shehawks Ring of Honor. Of course, no one talks about Zorn's O-line. Let's hope after Sunday, no one's talking about the 'Skins either.
Shehawks Look to 2009 "This is when we beat their ass," says Taco.
The Shehawks have officially given up on the 2008 season. But not to throw in the towel, they promise they will "...fight their guts out..." Yea, that's what Normie always said. Fellas, the road to the playoffs starts in Shecrapple, where it has ended the past two attempts. Revenge shall be ours. Die Shehawk die.
Pass Rush Blues "No sacks mean no playoffs," says Gloves.
When Greg Blache took over for Williams, he promised to keep the schemes the same. Boy, did he mean what he said. Sure, the Redskins have the 4rth ranked defense in the NFL - just like Williams' defense. But they are also ranked 27th in sacks - just like Williams. They say it's because they play the run first. But can a team that can't apply pressure win in today's NFL? So far, it hasn't worked for Williams either..
Lavar Calls Gibbs "Coward" "Lavar is a tool," says Party.
Now I've heard it all. Lavar Arrington has called Hall of Fame Coach Joe Jackson Gibbs a coward. In a surprisingly frank conversation with David Elfin, the one-time hero (soon-to-be zero) said Gibbs decision to not fulfill his five-year contract makes him a coward. What a complete loser. Gibbs quits to spend time with his grandkid who has leukemia and Lavar calls him a coward. Unreal. The President has decreed Lavar's restaurant off limits for RAC Members.
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Springs Ready for Homecoming "I wanna be Prom King," says Shawn.
After a month of resting his calf, CB Shawn Springs is ready to return to action against his old team the Shecrapple Shehawks. Springs is one of five former Shehawks, including Coach Zorn, who are returning to Shecrapple, the site of the last two playoff games for the Redskins. With Springs back, the defense is sure to be improved. But will the offense get an equal bump? I guess that's up to Malcolm Kelly...
Redskins' Report Card "I need to study harder," says Zorn.
The RAC has partnered with the pretty-lame Washington Times to provide a report card for every game's performance. This week the 'Skins mailed it in and sucked big time. Grade: F-.
The Redskins' Report: Cowpukes
Darrell Blogs About HOF "He is a righteous dude," says Lefty.
One part about Sunday night's game that didn't suck was seeing Darrell & Art get their HOF rings at halftime. This was especially poignant for Darrell as his brother Leonard died unexpectedly last Tuesday. Darrell is writing a weekly blog for the Times. The RAC will publish excerpts throughout the season.
Portis Ties OJ Record "The only thing I kill are records," says Portis.
Clinton Portis tied an NFL record set by OJ yesterday for putting up five consecutive 120-yard games twice in his career. When reached at the Las Vegas prison for a comment, OJ was contrite and said he was so busy trying to find Nicole's killer he "...hardly noticed." Portis now has 944 yards for the season, leads the NFL in rushing, and is closing in on several more of OJ's records. But lucky for the RAC, Portis is no OJ.
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