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Beck: "I'm still hopeful"

"I never said he was the starter," says Coach.

By The President | Update on QB Battle

Poor John Beck just can't catch a break. After leading the Redskins through two grueling "Players Organized" practices this summer, he declared himself the starting QB. And why not? He was the only QB on the roster.

But then Rex Grossman signed, Beck popped his groin, and all of sudden his status as self-declared starter has come to an abrupt end: Grossman is the starting QB for game one.

"I'm happy for Rex, but things happen," said Beck. "Back when I was drawing up the plays in the dirt I didn't think it would come down to an injury, but whatever. Rex will be fine. He's a quick healer fer sure."

And so the battle for the Washington Redskins top spot is now safely in the hands of Rex Grossman. How long it stays there may be up to the offensive line.

President Goes Rogue

"His new blog sucks, but the RAC Forum is awesome," says Lefty.

By The President | Update on America, Part I

My fellow Redskins' Americans. In the course of certain situations one must turn to the innovations of the young. I remember when just having a web site made you cool. Now, sadly, there are many more demands on a crazy kid trying to follow the 'Skins.

That's why I started my new blog. You see, I can update the RAC Blog from my iPhone while on the crapper. With html, it's like at least a 30 minute deal. So you figure it out. Anyhoo, come here or go there, and you will be hooked up.

I realize not everyone is happy with this decision. So I'm throwing in a free RAC Forum. The RAC Forum will be the place where all RAC Members come together to bitch about The Mighty Sny.

Here is a sample of some of the comments we have received to date:

"This is bullshit," said Larry, two-time RMOTY Winner.

"The blog - I think it's actually a sad day for America," said Lefty. "But I love the forum. That was fuckin' genius."

But we cannot stop innovation anymore than the caveman could have stopped roasted lamb. We must - and we shall - move forward.

God bless Redskin's Americans everywhere.

Eli Running Sham Camp

"The naked man scared me," says child.

By The President | Update on NY Giants

Unemployed QB Eli Manning has been ridiculed for staging a sham "Passing Camp" where young children were forced to watch half-naked practice-squad players prance around in an attempt to boost Eli's confidence.

"It was awful," said Bart Schmonskdlksuy, a Giant fan since 1992. "They made these kids watch this soft-porn stuff. It really made me sad to be a Giant's fan."

Chris Hanburger in HOF

"I don't even know why I'm here," says LB.

By The President | Update on HOF 2011

In 1965 Chris Hanburger was drafted in the 18th round of the NFL draft. Forty-six years later he was elected to the prestigious Hall of Fame. In between he went to nine Pro Bowls and was a All-Pro four times.

His knickname was "The Hangman" for his blistering neck-high tackles, and he is the fourth HOF'er from Tidewater, Va.

But back in Tidewater as a kid the thing everyone loved about him was that his name sounded like hamburger, and he was constantly pounded the crap outta the shitty-ass cowbouys.

So here' to you Chris, you old hamburglar.